This series is the most bizarre fucking thing on the Internet, but there’s weird, weird gold to be found in every episode. In this same episode, Jerry starts driving 100mph on a busy freeway in the Lamborghini, and then he and Chris giggle at the cop who pulls them over. It’s amazing how big an asshole you can be if you’ve got Seinfeld in syndication.

It’s a peek into the life of comedians long road-weathered into being the line between misanthrope and sociopath who ALSO happen to be alien supermillionaires, and it ping-pongs back and forth between being hilarious and gross.

I’m watching David Letterman grouchily wish everyone in their coffee shop would just leave. He’s joking about how he could buy the restaurant and make it happen if he wanted to.

Chris Rock could never be overrated. He wanted to end this insane story with “He’s dead now.”



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